love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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