So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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