I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
