even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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