threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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