His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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