I want to stick my p in your. b.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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