the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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