what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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