i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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