How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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