Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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