whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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