i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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