i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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