So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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