Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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