Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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