I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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