Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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