I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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