Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you're hired as official boob wrangler
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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