Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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