I'd wear matching sweaters with you
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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