The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
