No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
