well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
