Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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