We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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