ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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