He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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