In the future we'll all be gay
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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