Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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