I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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