why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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