Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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