Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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