woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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