obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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