He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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