She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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