is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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