Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
