Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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