How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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