She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The Olympian is in my bed
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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