i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This show inspires me to have sex in space
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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