question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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