1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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