The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
