Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
