I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
cat food counts as protein by the way
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
