Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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