U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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