i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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